Hong Kong Express

David "midget" express is a pocket prince in the vaporwave scene. known for his many aliases many of which are (dream) catalogued here.

Acting career
Lil Davy starred as "wee man" in the popular TV series Jackass where he performed many stunts on camera. His most famous are:


 * midget hot boxing a drier
 * buying chicken nuggets at target
 * Don't stick your dick in that! (where he stuck his dick in a nuggetmuchi tape deck and hit play)
 * night coring vaporwave tracks (gone paulstretchual)

to name a few.

David parted ways with jackass during the 2008 tour after staff refused to change his listed height from "4 foot 4" to the correct "4 foot 4 1/4th". Ironically, he was the member with the shortest tenure on the cast.

Music career
To channel his inner feelings of confusion of his future, and hatred over capitalism on shortening our pocket prince from his true height, HKE went on to create Macintosh Plush. The genre defining slushwave x dark ambient hit.

He went on to sign a multi record deal with Pornhub but dipped 2 albums in after Raid Shadow Legends and Midwest Collective offered him a signing bonus of a free sloppy top from a girl who needs therapy behind a Dennys. While under contract at Raid Shadow Legends he created the vaporwave defining hit of cowboy bepop for the ps2.

The awkward music production saga @ the HKE cave
The following is a step by step historically accurate recount of the events that transpired 2/24/2014:"'Was invited over to HKE’s underwater leprechaun abode for like a producing session or smth and I have no clue why I accepted but I was there, banging jams, banging your mom""And then like that whole ugh crew was there u know the ones""Like oscob/wosX all those people""And Juicy J was there too as like my backup wingman in case anyone disses my big bussy shawty""Anyways he was like living in his moms house (she was a total MILF btw like sheeeesh) and she was making food for us""It was vivid like how awkward the whole thing was and I remember leaving and that was it""Except the fact for some reason he was producing with like a chinese knock off brand omnisphere which was a very important detail.'"These are all true events as told by and verified by Bill Clinton.